Sal's Not Whole

Alright. Sal thought of somethin' that needed sayin'.

Sal misses his fu manchu moustache.

Don't get Sal wrong, he loves playin' with the team he's with now (can't mention the name - they might find out it's me writin' this stuff) but the owner told Sal that there was no dice on his fu manchu.

Here's the straight talk comin': Sal's fu manchu was his signature. This is how folks knew Sal. Look at it up there on the top of the page. That is a real man's piece of facial hair. Now I got this thing like Magnum PI which is OK, 'cause sometimes Sal's buddy, "Johnny D," comes over and pretends to be Higgins. And "Johnny D" is all like, "I got somethin' for you Magnum," and Sal usually plays along.

That's OK, but Sal needs the fu manchu back. Sal feels like somethin' is missin'. And you know what's missin'?

Half of Sal's fuckin' moustache.