Sal Does Not Appreciate Hijinks
Sal's pissed.
The shittin' on continues.
Sal was checkin' his email before goin' to bed (Sal's gotta rest up - four games this weekend) and one of his teammates sent Sal this picture.
Now, Sal can take a joke as good as the next guy but this has gone too far. Especially since the guy who sent this to Sal - we'll call him "B-Rod" - is a fuckin' numb nuts.
Here's the straight talk comin': Sal had plenty of things he could have made fun of "B-Rod" about but Sal said nothin'. Sal didn't make fun of "B-Rod" when he talked about goin' to one of them shrinks or when he cried in the shower after he got booed.
Sal didn't even make fun of "B-Rod's" purple lips.
Fuck that.
This is all Sal has to say:
The shittin' on continues.
Sal was checkin' his email before goin' to bed (Sal's gotta rest up - four games this weekend) and one of his teammates sent Sal this picture.
Now, Sal can take a joke as good as the next guy but this has gone too far. Especially since the guy who sent this to Sal - we'll call him "B-Rod" - is a fuckin' numb nuts.
Here's the straight talk comin': Sal had plenty of things he could have made fun of "B-Rod" about but Sal said nothin'. Sal didn't make fun of "B-Rod" when he talked about goin' to one of them shrinks or when he cried in the shower after he got booed.
Sal didn't even make fun of "B-Rod's" purple lips.
Fuck that.
This is all Sal has to say:
posted by Sal at 12:17 AM
2 Comments:
Sal, Has anybody ever told you that your batting style resembles Gary Sheffield if he was blindfolded at the plate? Best wishes for continued sucess with the Yankees.
Sal has been made of aware of this in the past. It is not surprisin'.
The only difference is Gary actually did take battin' practice blindfolded once and he still out-hit Sal.
Sal thinks Gary is a Jedi.
Fu Manchu,
Sal
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