Sal Presents "T'ree Up, T'ree Down wit' Sal." Today's Guest: 'Milk & Cookies'
Hey, folks. Sal again. Today Sal would like to introduce "T'ree Up, T'ree Down wit' Sal." This is when Sal asks other baseball guys t'ree questions. Today's guest is Melky Cabrera.
Since Melky plays for the same team as Sal, we have to protect his identity, so we'll call him 'Milk and Cookies.'
Sal: Milk and Cookies, thanks for comin' on "T'ree Up, T'ree Down wit' Sal."
M&C: Thank you for the talking with asking.
Sal: You talk funny. Sal likes it. Here's question one comin': Milk and Cookies, how do you feel about the return of the other left fielder on our team? Let's call him 'Honda Japanese.'
M&C: Milk and Cookies is very happy to be play the ball even if the ball is not much time for Milk and Cookies.
Sal: Sal still loves your crazy funny talk. Here's question two comin': Milk and Cookies, one of our pitchers - we'll call him Carl Pansyano - ain't pitched hardly at all this year. The first reason was that there was junk in his elbow - this kept him out for months. Then he fell on his can - again months. Then he crashed his car and broke his friggin' ribs. My question is: how long before we can shoot him?
M&C: Milk and Cookies no think dead Carl is good but Milk and Cookies like to meet hi and talk what's up to Carl's girlfriend.
Sal: Seriously, Sal just wet himself. Never learn how to talk English right - you're crazy funny. Here's the last question comin': let's say a certain teammate set up a petition in the clubhouse to get Fu Manchus off the list of banned facial hair. And said petition needed the signature of all 40 guys on the active roster before it could be sent up to the owner. And let's further say that the petition got 39 signatures right now. My question for you, Milk and Cookies, is how long would it take you to get your ass in gear and sign the petition if - hypotheorettically - you were the only guy who didn't sign it?
M&C: Que?
Sal: That's all the time we got for "T'ree Up, T'ree Down Wit' Sal." Thanks for your time, Milk and Cookies.
Since Melky plays for the same team as Sal, we have to protect his identity, so we'll call him 'Milk and Cookies.'
Sal: Milk and Cookies, thanks for comin' on "T'ree Up, T'ree Down wit' Sal."
M&C: Thank you for the talking with asking.
Sal: You talk funny. Sal likes it. Here's question one comin': Milk and Cookies, how do you feel about the return of the other left fielder on our team? Let's call him 'Honda Japanese.'
M&C: Milk and Cookies is very happy to be play the ball even if the ball is not much time for Milk and Cookies.
Sal: Sal still loves your crazy funny talk. Here's question two comin': Milk and Cookies, one of our pitchers - we'll call him Carl Pansyano - ain't pitched hardly at all this year. The first reason was that there was junk in his elbow - this kept him out for months. Then he fell on his can - again months. Then he crashed his car and broke his friggin' ribs. My question is: how long before we can shoot him?
M&C: Milk and Cookies no think dead Carl is good but Milk and Cookies like to meet hi and talk what's up to Carl's girlfriend.
Sal: Seriously, Sal just wet himself. Never learn how to talk English right - you're crazy funny. Here's the last question comin': let's say a certain teammate set up a petition in the clubhouse to get Fu Manchus off the list of banned facial hair. And said petition needed the signature of all 40 guys on the active roster before it could be sent up to the owner. And let's further say that the petition got 39 signatures right now. My question for you, Milk and Cookies, is how long would it take you to get your ass in gear and sign the petition if - hypotheorettically - you were the only guy who didn't sign it?
M&C: Que?
Sal: That's all the time we got for "T'ree Up, T'ree Down Wit' Sal." Thanks for your time, Milk and Cookies.
posted by Sal at 3:14 PM
6 Comments:
Hey Sal, glad you stumbled over to my blog. How about we exchange links. Just drop by and let me know.
Hey Sal,
I noticed that you hit .243 with the Phillies, but are only hitting .143 with the Yankees. 100 points difference! Can there be a Samson thing happening since you cut your Fu Manchu?
We be linked!
Hope to see more of ya!
Hey DB (that is Sal-shorthand for "Designated Blogger),
Half the moustache = half the battin' average.
Fu Manchu,
Sal
I loved you in Philly, then you left us. Why???
Rev. Steve-
Here's the straight talk comin': Sometimes grownups have to move on in their lives. This is mainly because a lot of grownups have bosses that other grownups refer to as "numb-nuts."
Sal was cut by one of these "numb-nuts."
Hope that clears things up for you.
Fu Manchu,
Sal
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