Sal Would Like to Quickly Follow Up on Yesterday's Post

Hey, kids. Sorry to have worried you. Turns out Big Sallie didn't have SARS. He has made a complete recovery and is ready to get back to playin' some ball.

The trainer said Sal just had to do somethin' called "re-hydratin'." It's a fancy word for drinkin' an assload of water.

Sal was diagnosed with a disease the trainer called "veisalgia" (he wrote it down for Sal) which he tried to look up on Wikipedia, but it kept redirecting him here, so no luck figuring out how Sal caught it. Friggin' Wikipedia never has the info you want.

So, sorry if you worried about Sal. All's OK now.