Sal is Unsure of How, Exactly, He Should Prepare

Hey, kids. It's Sal.

It's about 2 hours until Sal is supposed to play in his second playoff game ever. Sal played in one wit' another team 6 years ago but he was kinda like that Moonlight Graham guy in Field of Dreams. Sal went in for defense, but Sal never got to hit.

So Sal has already taken battin' practice. He's gonna go out and have a long toss. He's gonna go out and run sprints (even though other guys laugh at him and yell "Hey, Sal! You're supposed to run.") I guess they don't realize Sal is runnin'.

But here's the straight talk comin': Sal isn't sure any of this here stuff matters. See, Sal is pretty sure he ain't playin' in this game. Or the next one. Or in any of these here playoff games.

So basically none of this hittin' and runnin' and throwin' matters 'cause Sal ain't got a chance of playin' unless his team makes it to the World Series and his coach does one of them fancy pants "double-switchers."

So Sal has decided that this here blog will be his warm-up. He's gonna hide in the clubhouse and type while them other guys are runnin' and such. Sal will take battin' practice, though.

Sal likes to hit.

If this here works and Sal's team wins tonight, expect to see another pre-game message from Sal tomorrow.

Sal's got the superstitions.

Wish Sal luck.

:^{

Crazy funny.