Sal Asks That You Refrain From The Mustache Discussion

Hey, folks. It's me, Sal.

Sal's team's winnin' tonight, and it's winnin' so good that he might actually get in this thing. So, I better be quick, but what Sal's got to say needs sayin'.

Here's the straight talk comin': Sal would really appreciatate it if people stopped talkin' about how his mustache looks like it's growin' longer. Sal was hopin' that nobody would notice that the corners of his 'stache are startin' to work down his chin. But people are startin' to chatter and Sal's gettin' nervous that somebody is gonna get wise to Sal's growth.

See, Sal fancies himself to be like Andy Dufresne, who's a character in one of Sal's favorite movies, The Shawshank Redemption (Sal likes that Morgan Freeman). Anyways, Andy Dufresne digs his way out of prison by scrapin' a handful of dirt off the wall each night, little by little. So, it takes the guy like 25 years to dig out, but he does it without anybody knowin', 'cause nobody notices a handful of dirt disappearin' day by day.

Sal figures that if he grows his 'stache slowly enough, nobody'll notice and before ya' know it the fu will be back. Andy Dufresne-like.

Sal probably shouldn't even by typin' this, but he just needed to be clear. Stop talkin' about the 'stache or you might blow Sal's cover.

You don't want that to happen, do you, folks?

Shhhhhh....