Sal <3s Emoticons
Hi kids, it's Sal.
Until Sal started writin' this blog, he didn't have much experience with the computers and laptops and whatnot. This thing is a whole new world for ol' Sal. Today, one of Sal's teammates blew the doors off the whole thing.
This guy (we'll call him Moose McKnucklecurve) is crazy smart. He's always doin' crosswords and talkin' books and he even does some of "Honda Japanese's" Sudoku puzzles. He's probably the smartest guy Sal ever met.
Anyway, Moose McKucklecurve has been readin' big Sallie's blog and he told Sal that he should start usin' these things called emoticons. This is when you use some of the puncuation-type things to make a funny face. And Sal means a REALLY funny face. Look at some of these ones Moose taught Sal:
:-) is for happy. It's a happy face.
:-( is for sad. Like when Sal shaved the Fu Manchu.
:-p is for stickin' out the tongue. Like that kid in Little League did right before Sal broke his jaw.
See? This is crazy funny stuff. But this wasn' t the topper.
The next thing Moose did blew Sal's mind.
Moose typed out this thing here:
:^{
Look at that friggin' thing!
It looks exactly like Sal WITH HIS FU MANCHU!
Here's the straight talk comin': this here thing has Sal tickled pink. Sal laughs every time he thinks about it. And you know what else: Sal will never again type an email or a comment without includin' this here thing.
Sal hasn't loved anythin' this much since he bought those Sea Monkeys last year.
So Sal is happy. Only one problem. Sal can't come up with a name. EmotiSal? No. Fasanicon. Nah. Crazy-funny-typed-face? Too long. So Sal would be willin' to take suggestions if you got any. Let Sal know.
:^{
Crazy funny.
Until Sal started writin' this blog, he didn't have much experience with the computers and laptops and whatnot. This thing is a whole new world for ol' Sal. Today, one of Sal's teammates blew the doors off the whole thing.
This guy (we'll call him Moose McKnucklecurve) is crazy smart. He's always doin' crosswords and talkin' books and he even does some of "Honda Japanese's" Sudoku puzzles. He's probably the smartest guy Sal ever met.
Anyway, Moose McKucklecurve has been readin' big Sallie's blog and he told Sal that he should start usin' these things called emoticons. This is when you use some of the puncuation-type things to make a funny face. And Sal means a REALLY funny face. Look at some of these ones Moose taught Sal:
:-) is for happy. It's a happy face.
:-( is for sad. Like when Sal shaved the Fu Manchu.
:-p is for stickin' out the tongue. Like that kid in Little League did right before Sal broke his jaw.
See? This is crazy funny stuff. But this wasn' t the topper.
The next thing Moose did blew Sal's mind.
Moose typed out this thing here:
:^{
Look at that friggin' thing!
It looks exactly like Sal WITH HIS FU MANCHU!
Here's the straight talk comin': this here thing has Sal tickled pink. Sal laughs every time he thinks about it. And you know what else: Sal will never again type an email or a comment without includin' this here thing.
Sal hasn't loved anythin' this much since he bought those Sea Monkeys last year.
So Sal is happy. Only one problem. Sal can't come up with a name. EmotiSal? No. Fasanicon. Nah. Crazy-funny-typed-face? Too long. So Sal would be willin' to take suggestions if you got any. Let Sal know.
:^{
Crazy funny.
posted by Sal at 5:57 PM
4 Comments:
How about fu moticons?
I like this one:
(.) (.)
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great blog today, Sal!
Saw you trip in lasts nights game
(can't mention what team).
Hope your ankle is OK.
I can not wait to get your
insider scoops during the playoffs.
I'm rooting for you to get some time
in those late innings.
And about :^{
how 'bout callin it 'Fu Face' ?
Yeah, I saw Sal stumble around a few times last night, too. Must still be a little weak from that SARS scare.
Sal- screw dem Jankeys, we need some fu manchu magic in Philly brotha!
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