Sal Puts An On-Going Debate To Rest With Irrefutable Evidence
Hey, folks. Sal.
So, Sal's here in this place where they're obsessed with cars and with makin' cars, and everything with cars. It's cold, and Sal is doin' his ritual: typin' before the game.
What Sal has to say tonight is kinda important. It's important because Sal doesn't like the perception that some people have about his team (you can't trick Sal...he's still not sayin' which one).
See, it seems that a lot of people like to bash on Sal's guys because they're all "All-Stars" and they all make "millions and millions and millions" of dollars. When the guys lose, they're like, "Hah-hah, those guys who are All-Stars and millionaires can't win," and then when the guys win it's like, "Of course they won, they're All-Stars and millionaires." It's so retarded.
Here's the straight talk comin': Sal is a part of this team and he is not an "All-Star" and he is not a multi-millionaire.
He's not.
Not even close.
Not even by a long shot.
So, Sal guesses, there goes your argument.
Bet that'll shut you people up.
So there.
Now, let's play some ball.
So, Sal's here in this place where they're obsessed with cars and with makin' cars, and everything with cars. It's cold, and Sal is doin' his ritual: typin' before the game.
What Sal has to say tonight is kinda important. It's important because Sal doesn't like the perception that some people have about his team (you can't trick Sal...he's still not sayin' which one).
See, it seems that a lot of people like to bash on Sal's guys because they're all "All-Stars" and they all make "millions and millions and millions" of dollars. When the guys lose, they're like, "Hah-hah, those guys who are All-Stars and millionaires can't win," and then when the guys win it's like, "Of course they won, they're All-Stars and millionaires." It's so retarded.
Here's the straight talk comin': Sal is a part of this team and he is not an "All-Star" and he is not a multi-millionaire.
He's not.
Not even close.
Not even by a long shot.
So, Sal guesses, there goes your argument.
Bet that'll shut you people up.
So there.
Now, let's play some ball.
posted by Sal at 7:42 PM
2 Comments:
Hey, Sal. You've been in the bigs for a decade now. When you came up in '96, you made a hundred grand. By 2001, you, a journeyman, were making $375,000 a year. That's some serious fu manchu, dude. Considering the league minimum is now something like $325,000, you'd have to be buying a hell of a lot of Hulk memorabilia to not be a multi-millionaire by now. But no one's bitching about you. They're bitching about and laughing at B-Rod.
Anonymous-
Fu Manchill.
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Fu Manchu,
Sal
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