Sal Cannot Understand How This Makes Sense, Logistically Speaking

Quick thoughts today, Pals. Sal had to run all day so he's as sore as a jockey wit' the trots and he's gotta get himself to a hot tub.

Sal is confused about somethin'. Namely, this here:

Now, personally, Sal could care less whether or not these two fellas are friends or not. All Sal knows is that he was never asked to join in on their partyin' and merry-makin'. But, there is one thing in this here whole mess that's got Sal confused...and it's this here quote from "B-Rod":

"The reality is there's been a change in the relationship over 14 years and, hopefully, we can just put it behind us...you go from sleeping over at somebody's house five days a week, and now you don't sleep over. It's just not that big of a deal."

OK, now folks, the jokes have already been made so let's ignore what you're all thinkin'...namely this here:

Sal won't make that joke.

But the thought that is really is givin' Sal pause is: how can this be? See, folks...B-Rod used to play in Seattle and Texas. Now those two places are literally really far away from New York. Was B-Rod commutin' to work just to be able to sleep over at El Capitan's house? (Can't use Jeter's real name) That would be a crazy commute. We're talkin' a few thousand miles.

So really...Sal's just wonderin'. Any help is appreciated.

Sal's a softy, though. He really does hope these two fellas work it out.