Sal Pledges His Allegiance In An Uncomfortably Passionate Way
Well, looks like everything's worked out, folks.
Ol' Sal was fearin' that, because of that whole "burnin' the passport" incident, he'd have trouble makin' it into Canada in order to experience the wonderment that his new home: Toronto.
Luckily, Sal's agent came through and got Sal a replacement passport that he put right to good use.
As soon as Sal found himself movin' across the border, he decided that he needed to embrace his new nation with open arms. So, Sal did some decision makin' and decided two new things:
1) Sal's new favorite tree is officially "maple."
2) Sal is gonna grab his Canada-experiencin' by the antlers and register to become a Canadian citizen!
Now, Sal knows that this here news is pretty excitin' stuff, and many of you are probably already clappin' your hands. But, there's more. See, folks, Number Two on Sal's decidin' list is only the beginnin'.
Here's the straight-talk comin': Once Sal gets his Canadian citizenship in the mail, he's announcin' a run to be Canadian Prime Minister!
Oh, sure, Sal knows that he's got to form an exploratory committee first, seein' as that's what all these big-wig politician-types do in the States. But, since no politician-type has ever discovered that the people don't want them to run for office, Sal's thinkin' it's all just a formality and that the greatest office in all of Canada is his for the takin'.
Sal hasn't run this by Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals, but he's pretty sure they'll be lovin' the idea, just like all you folks are probably already celebratin' in your own way.
In fact, Sal is so dedicated to this here idea that he's even startin' to put together some publicizin' materials so that you hockey-lovin' beauties remember to vote for Sal on...
...whenever it is you vote for Prime Minister.
In any case, here's Sal's first crack at his campaign advertisin':
Sal thinks it captures a confident-yet-comfortin' look that's appealin' to the votin' public.
So, remember, folks: "Sal may be a backup catcher on the field, but he's a first-string candidate to be in charge of Canada."
Nice, eh?
Ol' Sal was fearin' that, because of that whole "burnin' the passport" incident, he'd have trouble makin' it into Canada in order to experience the wonderment that his new home: Toronto.
Luckily, Sal's agent came through and got Sal a replacement passport that he put right to good use.
As soon as Sal found himself movin' across the border, he decided that he needed to embrace his new nation with open arms. So, Sal did some decision makin' and decided two new things:
1) Sal's new favorite tree is officially "maple."
2) Sal is gonna grab his Canada-experiencin' by the antlers and register to become a Canadian citizen!
Now, Sal knows that this here news is pretty excitin' stuff, and many of you are probably already clappin' your hands. But, there's more. See, folks, Number Two on Sal's decidin' list is only the beginnin'.
Here's the straight-talk comin': Once Sal gets his Canadian citizenship in the mail, he's announcin' a run to be Canadian Prime Minister!
Oh, sure, Sal knows that he's got to form an exploratory committee first, seein' as that's what all these big-wig politician-types do in the States. But, since no politician-type has ever discovered that the people don't want them to run for office, Sal's thinkin' it's all just a formality and that the greatest office in all of Canada is his for the takin'.
Sal hasn't run this by Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals, but he's pretty sure they'll be lovin' the idea, just like all you folks are probably already celebratin' in your own way.
In fact, Sal is so dedicated to this here idea that he's even startin' to put together some publicizin' materials so that you hockey-lovin' beauties remember to vote for Sal on...
...whenever it is you vote for Prime Minister.
In any case, here's Sal's first crack at his campaign advertisin':
Sal thinks it captures a confident-yet-comfortin' look that's appealin' to the votin' public.
So, remember, folks: "Sal may be a backup catcher on the field, but he's a first-string candidate to be in charge of Canada."
Nice, eh?
posted by Sal at 5:36 PM
4 Comments:
Gotta say...i would only vote for you if you ran as a liberal..sorry the country is already divided enough...we jsut wnet through our on watergate type o situation here. But ont he bright side we would have a rocking new stache int he house of commons...not to mention riding the horses through Jane and Finch...haha
Hey TH--
Here's the straight talk comin': Sallie will be whatever you want him to be. Liberal, figurative, whatever.
Fu Manchu,
Sal
Hey TH--
Here's the straight talk comin': Sallie will be whatever you want him to be. Liberal, figurative, whatever.
Fu Manchu,
Sal
good to hear sally...Liberal is the way to go. Just wondering what you horseback riding skills are. If you wanna be a mounty ya gotta be able to ride a horse! Catch ya on the flip side sal
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