Sal Believes Others Are Taking Credit for His Ideas

Hey folks, it's Sal.

Sal is sure that you, his loyal readers, know this but he'll say it anyway: when Sal gets bored, he writes. But what you might not know is that Sal doesn't always write blog-things. Sometimes Sal writes lineups.

Sal likes to tinker.

So yesterday while sittin' in the bullpen Sal wrote out a hypotheoretical lineup. Sal wanted to drop "B-Rod" to 8th and then Sal wanted to get "Milk and Cookies" in the game. So today Sal takes a look at the lineup Coach posted in the dugout and guess what?

Sal has been plagiarized.

The lineup is almost identical to Sal's except for two things:
1) Sal thought it would be funny to write "Purple Lips McPansyass" in the 8th spot instead of "B-Rod's" real name. Coach didn't do that.
2) In Coach's lineup, Sal ain't catchin'.

Sal doesn't want to make stink about the whole thing, but if his team wins Sal would like a little credit. If they don't - Sal had nothin' to do with it.