Sal Fears Change
Hey kids. Sal here.
Sorry Sal didn't write for a little while, but he needed some time to collect his thoughts and come to terms wit' his new reality.
See - Sal's team didn't do too good. In fact they "sucked moose balls," as we in baseball refer to it.
Now, Sal is hearin' some whisperin's of changes that are comin'. This has Sal scared. See, Sal is a free agent. And now it looks like Sal's team might not resign him. Sal doesn't want to move. All this real-estate mumbo jumbo can be a real pain in a backup catcher's can.
This whole thing had Sal so depressed that he tried to drink his cares away. Then he woke up this mornin' with another killer case of veisalgia. When it rains, it friggin' pours.
So Sal isn't happy. It looks like Coach might be gone. And so might 'Swedish Shef' and 'B-Rod.' Actually...Sal won't miss those two too much.
But don't worry, pals. Sal will be OK. Tonight he's gonna start plannin' his family vacation. You can bet you'll hear all about that when you check back here. And you'll get to hear big Sallie's take on the rest of the playoffs.
In the meantime, Sal hopes this will help cheer everybody up:
Sorry Sal didn't write for a little while, but he needed some time to collect his thoughts and come to terms wit' his new reality.
See - Sal's team didn't do too good. In fact they "sucked moose balls," as we in baseball refer to it.
Now, Sal is hearin' some whisperin's of changes that are comin'. This has Sal scared. See, Sal is a free agent. And now it looks like Sal's team might not resign him. Sal doesn't want to move. All this real-estate mumbo jumbo can be a real pain in a backup catcher's can.
This whole thing had Sal so depressed that he tried to drink his cares away. Then he woke up this mornin' with another killer case of veisalgia. When it rains, it friggin' pours.
So Sal isn't happy. It looks like Coach might be gone. And so might 'Swedish Shef' and 'B-Rod.' Actually...Sal won't miss those two too much.
But don't worry, pals. Sal will be OK. Tonight he's gonna start plannin' his family vacation. You can bet you'll hear all about that when you check back here. And you'll get to hear big Sallie's take on the rest of the playoffs.
In the meantime, Sal hopes this will help cheer everybody up:
posted by Sal at 10:53 PM
2 Comments:
Don't worry Sal, I believe your team will re-sign you. Buy that house, don't rent!
What I am worried about is that you now might have a man crush on Hasselhoff.
Sal you're always welcome back to Philly on a minor league contract.
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