Sal Just Can't Hold It In Anymore
Hi, kids. It's Sal.
A week or so back, ol' Sal teased you a bit about what his vacation plans might be. Sal was plannin' on waitin' for the Series to get done wit' before he told you. See, Sal didn't want to steal any of the thunder from baseball. But, Sal was gettin' a bit anxious - and he just saw Kenny Rogers cheatin' wit' some pine tar on his hand - so Sal figured if baseball was gonna let him get away wit' that stuff then they deserved a bit of de-thunderization.
Sal thought long and hard about what he wanted to do wit' Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals this offseason. Sal thinks they're as good a family as a backup catcher could ask for, so he wanted to do something really special. I mean just look at these here faces:
That's Mrs. Sal in the middle.
Then on May 2nd (when Sal was still with his ol' team in Pennsylvania) he was talkin' wit' a player on the team he was playin' who we'll call "Dontrelle." Dontrelle told Sal about a recent acquisition that he was already lookin' to get rid of. He called said acquisition "The D-Train."
Here's the straight talk comin': "The D-Train" was a fully operational locomotive-type machine. The kind of machine a back-up catcher could customize and use to take the Fasano bunch across this here wonderful nation for the entire off-season. That's right, ladies and gentlemen: I'd like to introduce you to...
THE FU MAN-CHOO-CHOO
Pretty sweet, huh? Sal did the customizin' all by himself.
Anyways, this is what Sal, Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals will be doin' this offseason. But no need to worry. Sal made sure the Fu Man-Choo-Choo had a kick-ass wireless connection, so you'll be able to read updates from Sal right here, no matter where he is in this here country.
Talk soon.
Woo-woo!!!
A week or so back, ol' Sal teased you a bit about what his vacation plans might be. Sal was plannin' on waitin' for the Series to get done wit' before he told you. See, Sal didn't want to steal any of the thunder from baseball. But, Sal was gettin' a bit anxious - and he just saw Kenny Rogers cheatin' wit' some pine tar on his hand - so Sal figured if baseball was gonna let him get away wit' that stuff then they deserved a bit of de-thunderization.
Sal thought long and hard about what he wanted to do wit' Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals this offseason. Sal thinks they're as good a family as a backup catcher could ask for, so he wanted to do something really special. I mean just look at these here faces:
That's Mrs. Sal in the middle.
Then on May 2nd (when Sal was still with his ol' team in Pennsylvania) he was talkin' wit' a player on the team he was playin' who we'll call "Dontrelle." Dontrelle told Sal about a recent acquisition that he was already lookin' to get rid of. He called said acquisition "The D-Train."
Here's the straight talk comin': "The D-Train" was a fully operational locomotive-type machine. The kind of machine a back-up catcher could customize and use to take the Fasano bunch across this here wonderful nation for the entire off-season. That's right, ladies and gentlemen: I'd like to introduce you to...
THE FU MAN-CHOO-CHOO
Pretty sweet, huh? Sal did the customizin' all by himself.
Anyways, this is what Sal, Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals will be doin' this offseason. But no need to worry. Sal made sure the Fu Man-Choo-Choo had a kick-ass wireless connection, so you'll be able to read updates from Sal right here, no matter where he is in this here country.
Talk soon.
Woo-woo!!!
posted by Sal at 9:38 PM
2 Comments:
Sal- see you elected for free agency. What team you looking at bring the fu manchu to?
Sal's gonna let the fu-man-choo-choo guide Sal to his new team. Where the fu-man-choo-choo points, Sal follows.
It's like a freakin' oracle, or somethin'.
Fu manchu,
Sal
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