Sal Feels Slightly Slighted

OK, kids. It's Sal. And he's got somethin' to say.

Sal feels a bit slighted. Sal's been searchin' the internet lately and he knows there is no shortage of Sal-love out there. In just the past few weeks Sal has been given two prestigious awards: first was the Bruce Chen award and then, more recently, the WSBGMs Play of the Year Award AND - just to top things off - this here guy won best costume at his friend's Halloween party last month:












So you would think with all this happenin' the respect factor for ol' Sallie would be at an all-time high.

Not so.

Here's the straight talk comin': Sal was over at ESPN.com lookin' at their Free Agent Tracker. Take a good look, kids. Notice anyone missin'? Maybe somebody who declared free agency on October 16th? Maybe a backup catcher? Wit' a fu manchu? And a train?

So Sal's a little depressed. And his knees hurt again.

But the Fu Manchu is 13 1/4 centimeters below the lip.

So that's good.